I'm sooo glad I made it to Las Pegasus
before the fastest, most thrilling
ride of all time closes for good!
Wait. The fastest, most thrilling ride of all time?
She hasn't heard of the Wild Blue Yonder?
Of course I have! It's that one where, uh… All right, you got me.
What is it?
Only the coolest rollercoaster ever!
You can't really call yourself a Wonderbolt if you haven't been on it.
It looks incredible!
Oh, it is. First, you strap yourself into the cloud rocket car,
and then you're catapulted straight through a...
...series of daring dips and terrifying turns...
...flipping upside-down so many times you don't know which way is up!
Til finally you climb to the highest peak on the rails!
Then drop towards the ground at lightning speed...
...before coming up to a screeching halt!
It's the coolest ride ever to exist in the history of Equestria!
So, when did you ride it?
Oh I haven't.
The ride closes this week! Forever!
But I can't go to Las Pegasus
because I have to teach at Twilight's school.
I'm gonna miss out on the coolest rollercoaster of all time!
Unless...
Why do I feel like you're about to ask me
a mighty big favor?
Can you cover my classes?
Absolutely!
Really? Awesome!
On one condition. You tag along with a few other ponies
goin' to Las Pegasus.
Surely you don't mean Granny Smith!
No, no, of course not!
I mean Granny Smith and the rest of the Gold Horseshoe Gals.
Hurry your haunches, hinnies!
Grand Auntie Applesauce, cousin Apple Rose, and cousin Goldie Delicious.
Why, I'm sure they'd be plumb tickled to have you join
their annual grandmares' trip to Las Pegasus. It'll be perfect.
I'll teach your classes, and you can look after them for me.
Look after them?
So they don't get too carried away.
Usually Big Mac goes along as a chaperone, but -
I'm sure he'd love a break.
There is no way I'm going to Las Pegasus
with a bunch of old, slow grannies.
So you don't mind missin' your only chance
to ride the Wild Blue Yonder?
Ugh, fine! I'll go!
Ha! That's the spirit!
Now skedaddle so I can help them get ready.
Applejack! Have you seen my cranky flank cream?
I can't find it in this whole tootin' farmhouse.
It's, uh, gonna take a while.
Why is this taking so long?
The Wild Blue Yonder's gonna close before we even get to Las Pegasus.
Here. I made a list to help you keep the grandmares out of trouble.
Don't wanna have to bring 'em back home
before you get to go on your rollercoaster.
That could happen?!
Only if you don't follow the rules. These grannies need a lot of care.
If one of 'em overdoes it, it's bye-bye Las Pegasus for the lot of ya.
"Make sure they get their naps". "Eat only soft foods".
"Careful when dancing"? "Don't get too excited"?
Seriously?!
And don't let 'em out of your sight.
Ever.
Wait. Then how am I supposed to go on the rollercoaster?
You'll find time. And you might even learn a thing or two
about havin' a good time from these old gals.
Yeah. That'll happen.
All right, y'all! Time to get this show on the road!
Or in the sky, in this case.
Come on, come on, come on!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Argh! Everypony okay in there?
Dandy as a pansy in a plant pot!
You know, this hot air balloon ride
reminds me of the time I climbed a tree.
Have I ever told you that story?
Only about a million times.
Huh? What did you say?
They said they've heard the tree story!
Oh, you wanna hear the tree story?
Okay.
Here we go again.
Back when I was a young filly, I was afraid of tree-climbin'.
These knockin' hooves sweatin'. Have you ever had the hoof sweats?
Well, they're just the worst thing. You know, cousin Strudel -
she used to get 'em too.
Now, of course she was a champion fritter...
The Wild Blue Yonder is in our hotel?!
Uh, I bet you grannies are feeling super tired from your journey.
Nope! How about a trot down the avenue to see the sights, girls?
Oh, forget the sights!
I came here to play some serious horseshoe toss!
Oh, can we see the rainbow fountains at the water show?
They're so magical!
My pores are crying for a mud mask at the Prism Palace Spa!
You know what would be really fun? Relaxing in our room!
Come on. Last one to the hotel is a rotten apple!
Let me get that for ya.
Oh-my-gosh-oh-my-gosh-oh-my-gosh-oh-my-gosh! There it is!
It is, the best rollercoaster ever!
Aaah! Warm up those withers, ladies!
There's a horseshoe-hurlin' trophy with our names on it!
Don't let them get too excited!
Or you'll have to go hooooooome!
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. That sounds a little too exciting.
Why don't we get you checked in first?
Oh my. You are a strong pony.
Aren't you, sugarhocks?
Welcome to our Gold Horseshoe Suite. Only the best of the best
for our favorite guests.
Which, of course, means you lovely mares.
Why, thank you a bushel and a peck,
you scrumptious morsel of frosted carrot cake.
Oh. Thank you, ma'am.
I think he was sweet on me.
Maybe I should ask him
to accompany me to the magic show tonight.
Ha-ha! You sure your name's not AppleSaucy?
Better find the brakes on that buggy, sugar. We just got here.
You're right. Better see what else is out there first.
The day is young and I am not!
Uh, Granny Smith's right. Let's not overdo it.
How about a nice nap so you can really
enjoy Las Pegasus?
Good idea. We could use some shut-eye, hmm?
But I'm not tired. Uh, oh, right!
Uh, yaaaawn.
You go along now and explore while we rest, sugar booger.
Yawn.
Uh, if you say so!
What? They'll be in here sleeping the whole time I'm gone!
Quit judging me!
One ticket for the coolest rollercoaster
of all time, please.
But... but... this line never ends!
I know, right? Good thing we can just stand here all day
without any responsibilities waiting for us!
Oh, hey, thanks!
Enjoy the ride.
Heh, they didn't even know I left.
Whoa!
Aah! They're gone!
Granny Smith! Apple Rose! Are you here?! Applesauce?
Goldie?
Oh! I'm the worst chaperone ever!
Don't let them out of yer siiiiiiiiight!
I know, I know!
Excuse me, sir.
Have you seen a group of old mares around here?
Lady, you just described half the ponies in this place.
This place is huge!
They could be anywhere!
Goldie! Goldie! Goldie! Goldie! Goldie!
Can they do it? Can good old Goldie Delicious
and the Gold Horseshoe Gals break the all-time resort record, folks?
Now that's how you hurl a horseshoe!
Ha! No way! Goldie's totally got game!
Make some noise for the best-played game of horseshoes
this resort has ever seen!
Can you believe your eyes, folks?
Yeah! Go, Goldie!
Stand back! She's getting excited!
Uh, mind if I try?
Whoops. Guess I'm no good at this game.
Sorry.
And the Gold Horseshoe Gals are out!
Looks like the show's over, everypony.
Oh, I'm so glad I found you! Everypony feeling okay?
Not too excited?
Pretty much the opposite right now.
Good. From now on, I'm not letting you grannies out of my sight.
In that case, let's paint the town candy apple red!
Ooh! We could play more games!
Or go shopping for hats! Have I ever told you about the time
I got a new hat, and it turned out to be a bird?
That's what we ought do!
Really?
Hit the buffet! All that horseshoe tossin' sure works up an appy-tite.
I love me some nachos.
I'mma set my dentures loose on these vittles
until the crumbs cry uncle!
They can only eat soft foods!
You're a nacho away from no rolly-coaster!
Come on, Granny. You know you can't have those.
They're super crunchy.
How about some nice soft carrot soup, instead?
I thought you was supposed to be the fun one.
Wait. I am fun!
Attention all, thrill-seekers! There's only one day left
to ride the ride of all rides,
the Wild Blue Yonder, before it's gone for good!
Get in line! Now!
So... What does everypony want to do tonight?
I was thinking go to our room and put on eye masks and earplugs?
I'd rather hit the club and show off my dance moves.
I'm quite a legend when it comes to rumba.
Sounds kind of intense.
Aren't you all exhausted from your big day?
Heck no! We saved up our energy all year
for Las Pegasus weekend, isn't that right, girls?
Ugh. Dancing it is, then.
I'll be there.
Careful when daaaaaanciiiiing!
Ugh! Stop doing that!
Uh, that's probably enough dancing for now!
Right, Apple Rose?
Oh, that was just my warm-up.
Look! It's our favorite magicians, Big Bucks and Jack Pot!
And aren't they lookin' handsome as ever?
You little fillies have got some smooth moves!
Say, how would you Gold Horseshoe Gals like to bring some
of that good energy into our magic show tonight?
Here's five complimentary VIP tickets to our most amazing trick
in the Ponet Fantastique Theater, just over there.
Sugarcube, we never miss your show.
Fabulous. We'll save a spot for you on stage.
And in our hearts.
So gross.
Yeehaw, girls! Applesauce landed us some Very Important Pony tickets
for the show tonight!
Oh, come on! You said you were going back to the room after dancing!
So each pony could have some alone time?
Oh, now don't be a stick in the mud! Trust me, you'll love this show!
It's the best thing in Las Pegasus!
Oh hey! Thanks for giving me your place in line.
They said I'm one of the last ponies ever
to ride the Wild Blue Yonder!
And now, for the trick that made us famous!
The most dangerous magical feat known to ponykind.
We'd like to invite some very special mares to the stage.
That's our cue, girls!
Hey, where are you going?
Come back!
Meet our lovely assistants!
They will make a splashtastic escape
using only the instructions we give them...
with our minds.
Don't try this at home, folks!
Do I really have to say anything?
Release those grannies, right now!
What'd ya go and do that for?!
That was our big star moment!
Y-You were in danger! I saw the water!
You were trapped!
Oh, pish-toss! This is a magic show! We've seen it a thousand times!
Everypony always escapes.
Uh, that's right, folks!
Because of our, um, skill as magicians!
And now, a disappearing act!
Well, I hope you're happy!
We've been waiting to be picked as the lovely assistants in that trick
for years!
You keep ruinin' our fun!
I had a hot hoof goin' in that game you decided to lose for us!
And I wanted to eat those nachos at the buffet!
And I could have torn up the dance floor if you didn't keep stopping me.
They're bein' too polite to say it, so I will!
Rainbow Dash, we thought you'd be a hoot,
but I ain't never met a wetter hen!
What?!
She's right! You've had your mane in a twist ever since we arrived!
Is something the matter, dear?
I'm so sorry, everypony. The truth is,
all I wanted to do for this whole trip
is ride the Wild Blue Yonder.
I mean, it's why I came to Las Pegasus in the first place!
Applejack told me not to let you out of my sight,
or you might overdo it
and we'd have to go home early.
Applejack put you up to this?
Well, now it's too late. I ruined your trip,
and it's the last day ever to ride the Wild Blue Yonder!
The line is so long, I'll never get to go on it.
Hey, what's so funny?
Is that all you wanted?
Well, fish-flavored kitten kibble. Why didn't you say so sooner?
Come on, girls!
We're Gold Horseshoe members. The most exclusive club in Las Pegasus.
And she's with us.
We've been comin' here every moon
since we can remember.
Even some we don't remember.
It definitely has its perks.
Like fancy suites, and rollercoaster rides?
That's right. And I hope you like riding in the front.
Um, yes!
This is amazing!
Isn't this amazing?
Sugar, you probably want to hold on 'bout now.
I'm sorry I misjudged you for being older ponies.
You mares are actually pretty cool.
Rainbow Dash?
Yeah, Granny?
The girls and I have been talkin', and, well...
We think you're a hoot after all! We'd like to invite you to become
a permanent member of the Gold Horseshoe Gals!
Ha-ha! Really?
Same time next year?
I wouldn't miss it for anything!
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